Dancing With The Stars is almost old enough to drink, with its 20th season anniversary episode due up this week, with beloved former host Tom Bergeron scheduled to return as a guest judge.

This week will also feature a dance between current stars and former Mirrorball Champions for the second “relay” round, which will see the stars dance without their pros for the first time this season.

And all of this is in the rear view mirror to what has been one of the most dramatic seasons in recent memory fueled by two cults that have chosen to fly their flags behind two celebrities for vastly different reasons…

The first one consisting of the Andy Richter stans or “Fandies” who have hijacked the voting and are sending home other better dancers to be funny.

And the Whitney Leavitt fanatics, who believe that her extensive dance experience shouldn’t be held against her, and will likely be calling your kid’s class next week to make sure they’re getting enough homework.

Here are all the songs scheduled to be performed!

Jordan Chiles and Ezra Sosa will perform a Cha Cha to “Get Up” by Ciara featuring Chamillionaire.

Elaine Hendrix and Alan Bersten will perform a Salsa to “It Takes Two” by Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock.

Andy Richter and Emma Slater will perform a Quickstep to “Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Robbie Williams.

Dylan Efron and Daniella Karagach will perform an Argentine Tango to “Ain’t No Sunshine” by Bill Withers.

Whitney Leavitt and Mark Ballas will perform an Argentine Tango to “Cell Block Tango” from “Chicago The Musical.”

Robert Irwin and Witney Carson will perform a Foxtrot to “Footprints in the Sand” by Leona Lewis.

Alix Earle and Val Chmerkovskiy will perform a Foxtrot to “Singin’ in the Rain” by Matthew Morrison.

It’s going to be wild night! What do you think? Let me know in the comments.

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