“These knuckleheads are wasting food”

Intro: Irreverent Revelers aren’t very appealing on their faces. But some options among entering the battlefield are always going to be appealing.

What The Card Actually Says:

What Irreverent Revelers enters the battlefield, choose one-

Destroy Target Artifact
Irreverent Revelers gains hast until end of turn

To some satyrs, only blasphemy is sacred

The Good: Three mana artifact removal is always nice. Plus, if you’ve got some reanimation effects, you can keep bringing these guys back to the battlefield a couple of times. If you’d like some fast offense, you can also give them haste.

The Bad: After the ETB effects, they’re pretty useless. Basically a 2/2 chump blocker.

The Verdict: I don’t like artifacts. But I do like artifact removal. In that regard, Irreverent Revelers could find a way into some of your decks. It should only cost you a couple of pennies.

What do you think about Irreverent Revelers? Let me know in the comments.

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