“It looks like they’re having a rave in hell.”

Intro: Magic: The Gathering can be very petty at times. It is after all a strategy game that involves an understanding of the rules along with timing and risk taking.

And if you’re better at that then me, then IDGAF. Enter Pitchburn Devils.

What The Card Actually Says: When Pitchburn Devils dies, it deals 3 damage to any target.

“The ingenuity of goblins, the depravity of demons, and the smarts of sheep”

The Good: It does deal three damage to any target. Which means you can kamikaze Pitchburn Devils to kill a nuisance, or get the last punch in on an opponent who is on the ropes.

The Bad: It’s expensive. You want 5 mana for an essentially vanilla 3/3 creature that is at it’s most useful when it dies? No thanks.

The Verdict: Unless you’re a new MTG player who inherits this card, or are simply looking for something to fill out a deck (it should only cost a cent or two), you can leave Pitchburn Devils at the bottom of your shoe box.

Do you have Pitchburn Devils in your deck? Let me know in the comments.

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