November 18, 2025

Magic The Gathering: Enthralling Victor Is Cheap Creature Theft

"You see that six pack. I used to have one just like that back in...

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Magic The Gathering: Hellspur Brute Is Potentially Cheap, Trampling Muscle

"Umm, yeah, I'd like to cast this 5/4 with trample forrrrr one red mana!" Intro:...

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Magic The Gathering: Blood Age General Is For Spirit Tribal Only

"All that aura farming for a 2/2 that can't do nothing for almost everything else...

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Magic The Gathering: Raccoon Rallier Is A Springboard For Bigger Creatures

"Look at him. He's got a little cloak and everything" Intro: This is why people...

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Magic The Gathering: Irreverent Revelers Is Cheap Artifact Removal

"These knuckleheads are wasting food" Intro: Irreverent Revelers aren't very appealing on their faces. But...

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Magic The Gathering: Breakneck Beserker Is Cheap, Fast Offense

"Mom, I want Gimli" "We have Gimli at home" (Gimli at home) Intro: Red creatures...

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Magic The Gathering: Pitchburn Devils Gives Enemies “The Finger” Before It Dies

"It looks like they're having a rave in hell." Intro: Magic: The Gathering can be...

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Magic The Gathering: Hill Gigas Is An Instant Cause For Concern

"You're telling me this Wal-Mart Akuma has haste?" Intro: You've got to love a creature...

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Magic The Gathering: Ardent Dustspeaker Is Expensive Blocking And Card Draw

"Five mana? How much will a 'Mildly Amused Dustpeaker' cost me? Intro: It's true Ardent...

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